I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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