Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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