we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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