He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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