My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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