you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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