This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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