i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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