Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
