i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just had sex on a roof
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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