I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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