my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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