He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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