Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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