Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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