suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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