no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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