she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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