quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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