So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
