Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
