Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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