my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize
