i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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