I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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