i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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