Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Sext me about skeletons
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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