I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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