upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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