I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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