Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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