I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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