They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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