Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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