...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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