Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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