dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
