You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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