She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Randomize
