You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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