My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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