it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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