i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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