Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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