Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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