You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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