i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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