I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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