Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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