What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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