Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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