The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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