so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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