Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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